Here is your chance to win a FREE STATII ALBUM!!!

Fun and great way to get your free copy of "What's Your Status".

There are 2 pictures here, come up with an amusing caption to capture the mood of both of these photos to obtain your copy of the forums first community music project!

Picture A







Picture B;






Lets show our creativity beyond the musical spectrum.


Cheers

B)

After the 14th time of hearing the phrase "Hey Rob.... Where's my bass at?" Rob Green adopts the standard 'recommended' stance for 'punching your way out of a situation'!





Geeeeeeeeeeet off... my wine MY WINE!!

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(pulling the plugs out of his ears) Is the concert over yet??

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“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”

Picture A
( Todd dreaming ) Owww i wish i was still in Bros!


Picture B
Don't worry Mike 'It's my last glass before the show'

hahahahahahahahaha

Matt Goss lookie likey!!

Or did you mean the Craig bloke??

Looks like Todd pulled because he left his 'Statii cap' at home!

Picture A: Rob pulls on his invisible Master Luthier Hat
Picture B:Who keeps touching my arse? Just because I'm drinking I won't be taken advantage of......;)

PICTURE A. (adopting hushed tones of David Attenbough)..........Here,,,,in the wild,,,,,we can see the young family of carbon based lifeforms emerge from the nest,,,,,for the first time.In footage never seen before in the wild,,,, the parent can clearly be seen teaching the young the skills needed to survive in the wild,,,,,,,the traditional statii growl they will use to identify each other in the bush and ward off other other predators,,,,,,!!!.Here,,,, they can be seen gathered nervously together at the watering hole,,,,,,knowing that when its time to hit the stage they may be unable to get to the bar to restock with essential fuel(stella/vino) for at least an hour or so!!! .,,,,,,,We know from previous experience that failure to make these regular pitstops at the watering hole could prove disasterous in the wild for the young CARBON based lifeforms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .........PICTURE B,,,,,,,,A few meters away in the longer grass,,,,,we can see the larger,,,more experienced predator(MARKIUS KINGIUS) circleing the young family,,,,,,,looking for a straggler in the hope of snatching one or two or the young carbons in order to satisfy its never ending appitite for prime carbon ,it is known that the young carbons are less chewy and easier to digest which explains why thay pack together in small family groups,,,,it is also known that even a young family of carbons,,,in numbers,,,, can overpower and consume the larger predators,,,,,,,,which in itself explains the cautious look in the eyes of the MARKIUS KINGIUS,,,,,as he waits,,,,,,patiently,,,,,byding his time,,,,,,,,.WE can see him here in his natural enviroment,,,,,,,,,,,feasting on the blood of an earlier kill,,,but aways looking for its next meal,,,,,,,,,,,of prime CARBON. cheers.

Picture A:
"The next person that asks for Purple Tint gets punched right in the face!!"

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Picture A:
Where's Kingy? I'll show him what's wrong with the f@*king prototypes.

Picture B:
What this? Rob melted down the last FPPR. Tastes bloody marvelous. As good as any Pinot Noir.

Pic A :
Who took my glass of wine ?....Find him, I'll give you a free new bass............The folks around him : Yeah right !

Pic B :
Sorry buddy, no more wine for you !......... Wooden neck bolt on.......I'll show you !..... Use it for your fireplace !

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Come here, Mark! Me and the boys want to have a little word with you about that Alembic Bass you're carrying.

or

I don't care if you are Mewsie's boyfriend. You'll have to get through us to get to Todd!!!


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For the last time Todd, will you get off my back? I'll sign your bloody bass when I finish my drink!

or

Hey!?! Is that the stinkin' Canadian hanging around my bass? I'd better keep a sharp eye on him. He's the one Moo warned me about.

[quote]Damn Yank wrote:
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Come here, Mark! Me and the boys want to have a little word with you about that Alembic Bass you're carrying.



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For the last time Todd, will you get off my back? I'll sign your bloody bass when I finish my drink![/quote:D:D:D

Keep the idea's coming guys, we'll wrap this up Wednesday.

Andre will select a winner over a glass of wine, maybe two....

I'm bumping this.... Come on guys... you're not telling me you can't think of a funny caption. Most days this forum is awash with jokes... :)

More Bumpage!

Picture A.

Rob: "Now if I had a jet-pack I could get around the workshop so much quicker". (In a Buzz Lightyear voice) "To infinity and beyond". "Hey Mark, how about we fit a jetpack to the neck of your MKII?". "Sparks and flying spring to mind".

Picture B.

Mark: "Listen Buzz, you'll be asking me to wear make-up next. Who do you think I am: Gene Simmons!".

OK... Andre is judging this later so one more bump!

Last chance folks, my verdict will be given later tonight !